After the past two nights I’m trying to wrap my mind around a certain concept and I’ve come to these options as possible answers:

1. I’ve friend-zoned myself too hard, too fast.
2. He’s not into me [sub-category: he’s not into women]
3. I’m gross/repulsive/however way you wanna spin “thoroughly unattractive.”
4. I’m PMSing and being incredibly impatient.

But really.. wut ze feck.